New Bipartisan Healthcare Reform: Healthcare Slot Machines!
The trends of rapidly growing numbers of slots parlors and rapidly growing numbers of Americans without health insurance are bound to collide sooner or later. There will soon be special slot machines that award the winner with the expensive and necessary healthcare resources they need.
Imagine sitting in a windowless, climate-controlled cavern in, say, Macungie, PA for six hours drinking $4 cokes and pumping quarters into the one-armed bandit when suddenly it’s your lucky day! ***HIP REPLACEMENT***, ***HIP REPLACEMENT***, ***HIP REPLACEMENT***. You’ve just won a HIP REPLACEMENT! Oh, you don’t need a hip replacement? You need a year’s supply of Procardia? Oops. Well here’s a coupon for half off the salad bar. Better luck next time. Keep on scratchin!
